tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290604.post116093617316937598..comments2023-09-11T08:59:45.073-04:00Comments on The Smarshy Files: Didn't Need To KnowSmarshyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15315526599497405116noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290604.post-1161085106578821052006-10-17T07:38:00.000-04:002006-10-17T07:38:00.000-04:00People are idiots.A 'friend' sent me an email last...People are idiots.<BR/><BR/>A 'friend' sent me an email last year, about 3 months after I lost my first set of twins at 16 weeks. No title. I opened the email to be confronted with:<BR/>'LOOK AT MY BIG PREGNANT BELLY' complete with pictures.<BR/><BR/>Luckily, she's in another state or I would have hunted her down. Since that day I've only dealt with her when I've absolutely HAD to, mainly because our husbands are friends. <BR/><BR/>Anyway, just thought I'd share my story- seems we all have to deal with Pills.....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290604.post-1161049690693406412006-10-16T21:48:00.000-04:002006-10-16T21:48:00.000-04:00SoCo - LOL about the "unsubscribe" reply - brillia...SoCo - LOL about the "unsubscribe" reply - brilliant!!!!<BR/><BR/>And a brick sounds pretty good to me - I can't stand fluffy beds. If you haven't dirtied up your mattress yet why don't you send it down here.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290604.post-1161037376646788422006-10-16T18:22:00.000-04:002006-10-16T18:22:00.000-04:00Oh, mattress dilemmas. We bought a new bed in the ...Oh, mattress dilemmas. We bought a new bed in the January sales 2005 and it's never been right for my back and shoulders. Finally ordered a replacement mattress last weekend!<BR/><BR/>Sorry about the other stuff. <BR/><BR/><BR/>(zjsvmydp - one of the longest yet?)Treggleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17359608832198029625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290604.post-1161027825275107272006-10-16T15:43:00.000-04:002006-10-16T15:43:00.000-04:00That really sucks. When someone has something you...That really sucks. When someone has something you want so badly, it's harder but it's even harder when it's an ex. I'm sorry. I can't wait until you can send her a "my life is great and by the way, my gorgeous wife is pregnant again" email.xhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02110178612938574287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290604.post-1161024621496565522006-10-16T14:50:00.000-04:002006-10-16T14:50:00.000-04:00Oh my God - I totally love the "Unsubscribe" idea....Oh my God - I totally love the "Unsubscribe" idea...<BR/><BR/>Everyone else pretty much covered what I could add about "fucked up fertile etiquette" (FFE for short) - but I will tell you that I'm SO jealous that you painted the buggins room with that cool chalkboard paint! They did have that back in the days when I was birthing my babies... We briefly joked about painting the wall next to the toilet in our master bathroom with it cause that's where we both do our best thinking. I'll have to check where The-Husband is on that idea... it was a good one. Thanks for reminding me.<BR/><BR/>PS. If you actually "Unsubscribe" from Pill's updates, you'll be my hero.Kelliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13571184480869468994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290604.post-1161024431290326122006-10-16T14:47:00.000-04:002006-10-16T14:47:00.000-04:00wow, that was a doozy of a sentence, huh? it confu...wow, that was a doozy of a sentence, huh? it confused me too. :)<BR/><BR/>Clarification: it pisses me off that fertility is inversely proportionate to IQ.Serenityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17765237663006604157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290604.post-1161019861849656132006-10-16T13:31:00.000-04:002006-10-16T13:31:00.000-04:00Back when I was working at a large, multi-city law...Back when I was working at a large, multi-city law firm, we would occasionally get e-mails that RandomPerson in another office had just had a baby. Whatever. I'd just delete them.<BR/><BR/>Once, though, the secretary of the associate who'd just given birth felt compelled to send multiple e-mail updates-- firm-wide, mind you-- as additional baby details became available. Tres annoying.<BR/><BR/>Finally, a paralegal in another office put a stop to the e-mails with one simple word. The paralegal replied to all (so that we could all share in the laugh), but a reply directly to Pill alone could suffice here: <BR/><BR/>"Unsubscribe."Southern Comfortablehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09907890448173313693noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290604.post-1161018679320269612006-10-16T13:11:00.000-04:002006-10-16T13:11:00.000-04:00I'm sorry about "the brick." Buying a mattress is...I'm sorry about "the brick." Buying a mattress is way too hard (no pun intended.) They should have some type of demo program.<BR/><BR/>Sorry about the announcement too. I think a lot of men dealing with IF feel the way you do, but it is really refreshing to see your feelings out there.<BR/><BR/>But, as many of the others have said, in the things in your life you *do* have control of, you are clearly "winning." And with Mrs. Smarshy and the Buggins you are definitely WINNING!<BR/><BR/>I do have to laugh that the baby name was a dumb one, though. That would make me feel better too!Hopeful Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15339776324264791028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290604.post-1161015613600081362006-10-16T12:20:00.000-04:002006-10-16T12:20:00.000-04:00Ughhh. We all hate those announcements. Just con...Ughhh. We all hate those announcements. Just console yourself with the knowledge that you're mad at IF, but you're not really jealous of Pill. I mean, if you could have 3 or 4 or even 5 of her kids OR just the Buggins...well, the choice is pretty obvious, right? You're still winning in every category.<BR/><BR/>Get a traditional spring mattress that's nice and firm, but has the cushiony soft Euro pillow top. The best of both worlds.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290604.post-1161014912189337192006-10-16T12:08:00.000-04:002006-10-16T12:08:00.000-04:00I think I would hit reply and say "Please unsubscr...I think I would hit reply and say "Please unsubscribe me from your list". Would she understand, or is she too thick? I have a friend who knows about our IF struggles for both P and this time around, who had her first 6 months after we started TTC#1 (before we realized we were infertile). We started TTC#2 almost a YEAR before she did, which she knew. She told me that they'd started TTC again--turns out, she was probably already pregnant when she told me that. I got an e-mail from her a few months ago entitled "Pictures of our boys!" I haven't spoken with her since. It was utterly insensitive to have said NOTHING about her pregnancy and then have sprung a newborn baby boy on me.<BR/><BR/>Sorry you had to deal with it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290604.post-1161012254658331302006-10-16T11:24:00.000-04:002006-10-16T11:24:00.000-04:00I have been there many times and it's always a shi...I have been there many times and it's always a shitt*y time. It keeps me awake for days, I can't help feel like I am failing at something and I have no way to make it better while these ignorant people just come about things so easily. <BR/>I wish the kind of brain erasing that Sunshine of the Spotless Mind had, because it's so hard to move beyond the "News".Kirhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17894442143508446312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290604.post-1161008645336489422006-10-16T10:24:00.000-04:002006-10-16T10:24:00.000-04:00I can relate to that post on oh so many levels.......I can relate to that post on oh so many levels....<BR/><BR/>My absolute fave announcement came via MSN. <BR/><BR/>Announcer: "So did you hear about 'Too Young to have a Kid'?"<BR/><BR/>Infertile finally PG me: "No, what about her."<BR/><BR/>Announcer: "She's PG!"<BR/><BR/>Infertile finally PG me: "OMG, she is so young"<BR/><BR/>(deep down inside I am fuming and getting all red in the face)<BR/><BR/>Announcer: "Yea well we are totally going to support her and be happy for her. At least she didn't wait until she was like in her 30's or 40's like some people do."<BR/><BR/>I am not even shitting you that this a-hole said this. He was fully aware of our age and our infertility and the PGer in this msn was a 19 yr old who had a friggen ooopsie with her bf of like 3 months!<BR/><BR/>OMG, I need to go calm down now.Rumour Millerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06077318272957637158noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290604.post-1161008348497559002006-10-16T10:19:00.000-04:002006-10-16T10:19:00.000-04:00ARGH!!!!!!!! Sh*t brick for a bed and membership ...ARGH!!!!!!!! Sh*t brick for a bed and membership in a listserv you didn't sign up for. UNSUBSCRIBE DAMMIT UNSUBSCRIBE!<BR/><BR/>I have a friend who who gets preggo at the mention of it. I guess that's God's way of making up for her loveless marriage. Another gal is dirt poor, no insurance, and a bum husband. 3 kids--bonus!<BR/><BR/>I have a wonderful husband, solid financial situation, and a killer set of legs. No kid for me.KatieMchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11879680348120419952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290604.post-1161007618063342502006-10-16T10:06:00.000-04:002006-10-16T10:06:00.000-04:00Amen brother, I feel ya! I've got my own weekend ...Amen brother, I feel ya! I've got my own weekend fun to blog about later! There are just certain things that set you off!hope548https://www.blogger.com/profile/11951199252401108222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290604.post-1161004580659721542006-10-16T09:16:00.000-04:002006-10-16T09:16:00.000-04:00Ever wish you could stamp an email with "return to...Ever wish you could stamp an email with "return to sender" and just chuck it back where it belongs? I always thought it was only women who felt that jealousy when they got newbaby announcements. If you suddenly feel the urge to start shooting dirty looks at expectant women, let me know. I've been working on that one for years and I think I've perfected The Nasty Subfertile Glare. <BR/><BR/>p.s. - we own a brick, too. We added a pillow-top mattress pad and suddenly, I could sleep again. And do all that other stuff I really can't do lying on concrete.~rhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04368972584277163688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290604.post-1161004223957834562006-10-16T09:10:00.000-04:002006-10-16T09:10:00.000-04:00It's a visceral, pit of your stomach reaction, isn...It's a visceral, pit of your stomach reaction, isn't it? yup. I know how that feels.lolahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13370321481930718008noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290604.post-1161003391429265902006-10-16T08:56:00.000-04:002006-10-16T08:56:00.000-04:00Doesn't this weird jealous thing that women get ov...Doesn't this weird jealous thing that women get over people getting pregnant totally suck? I'm glad M took it well and hopefully you guys won't ever have to hear from this woman again!<BR/><BR/>I don't have too many people that I know in my life that I would clearly be upset about them getting pregnant. However, there are (or were) two- an old neighbor of ours who is a tramp and a pot head that married a lawyer she didn't love just so she wouldn't have to work and the other is my sister-in-law just because I don't want them pregnant before us. The neighbor was due in September and between those two the neighbor was the one that definitely SHOULD NOT be a mother.Somewhat Ordinaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09701338805685025735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290604.post-1161002932789697352006-10-16T08:48:00.000-04:002006-10-16T08:48:00.000-04:00When an ex-boyfriend had his third, yes *THIRD*, w...When an ex-boyfriend had his third, yes *THIRD*, while I had been trying for *ONE*, he sent out Christmas cards that said "another Christmas, another baby".charlie's momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07908355762776457934noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290604.post-1161001020787785602006-10-16T08:17:00.000-04:002006-10-16T08:17:00.000-04:00That sucks---it is almost as bad as the "friends" ...That sucks---it is almost as bad as the "friends" that ask you at least once a week--"are you pregnant yet"? and you have to smile that completely fake smile and say "you will be the first to know" as you are walking away wishing you could have decked them.OHNhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03856294075428012923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290604.post-1160999191958168372006-10-16T07:46:00.000-04:002006-10-16T07:46:00.000-04:00Ugh - that sucks. It may not be any consolation, ...Ugh - that sucks. It may not be any consolation, but you are "winning" in all of the areas that you *can* control & determine the outcome. And she happened to get lucky in that one department that is all about luck - IMO.<BR/><BR/>Kinda sucks that one of the most importants aspects in life is all up to luck -- and nothing we can do can change the fact that we have IF....despite good values, intelligence, good sense of humor, work ethic, great education, family connections, etc. All those things that make people "successful" in life don't really matter.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290604.post-1160997739876186942006-10-16T07:22:00.000-04:002006-10-16T07:22:00.000-04:00Oh, good - guys do this too. BeaOh, good - guys do this too. <BR/><BR/>BeaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290604.post-1160996137469335542006-10-16T06:55:00.000-04:002006-10-16T06:55:00.000-04:00Oh man. Smarshy, I hear your cry. So loud and clea...Oh man. Smarshy, I hear your cry. So loud and clear. I actuallt blogged about this very same stupid topic (stupid becasue it shouldn't matter, but OH MY GOD it does) two weeks ago. I, too, was winning, but since the pregnancy announcement I feel like shit. They won the lottery and I get Met.formin as my booby prize. <BR/>On the plus side I am happy to hear that M is not taking this too hard.ms. chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02369055212101853503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290604.post-1160971726952634962006-10-16T00:08:00.000-04:002006-10-16T00:08:00.000-04:00Ugh- that sucks. I wrote this post once re: your w...Ugh- that sucks. I wrote this post once re: your worst case scenario. You know, the one who's own infertility problems surpassed your own and made you feel better about your own crap. And then I got a 2nd baby announcement from my "worst case scenario" and it was just a total bummer. Even the person who I thought was more hard up than me has now surpassed me. I guess that makes our case "extremely sucky, beyond worst thing you've ever heard of."<BR/>Am curious about the stupid name. But you are right not to post it, because as soon as you do, someone will write "that's my kid's name" and leave your blog in a huff.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290604.post-1160971552518552152006-10-16T00:05:00.000-04:002006-10-16T00:05:00.000-04:00Yup been there. Kind of why I refuse to stay in c...Yup been there. Kind of why I refuse to stay in contact with my favorite ex-boyfriend. Haven't spoken to him in 6 years except to express sympathy on his father's passing. If he is living the family life I want, I just don't want to know!Kristahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16771351540802344987noreply@blogger.com